Gister een nette Mini Cooper S (2004)op marktplaats, met NL kenteken, voor spotprijsje(7000 euries)
Ik de adverteerder gemaild(stond natuurlijk geen phone nr bij) Na een half uurtje was de adv. eraf......Hij had genoeg reacties verzameld

Vanavond kreeg ik mailtje terug...uit Engeland (lees Nigeria)

Dit was de mail:
Hello,

First of all I apologize for not writing in Dutch. I was born in the United Kingdom and lived just a little period in the Netherlands and I am not that good in speaking Dutch. I hope you'll understand my English.

The 2004 Mini Cooper S‏ is like new, it is registered in Netherlands and it has all the papers up to date. The car is in perfect condition, no scratches, excellent maintained. It has no accident or any engine problem, with only 77.158 km's on board.
I am selling it at this price (7.000 Euro ) because I just finished the divorce with my wife. The divorce has finished 4 months ago and the car is mine now. After the divorce I was forced to move and I've made a loan for buying a new house in Cardiff, United Kingdom. Following the financial crisis I can not afford to pay the bank and I've decided to sell the car.
Since I'm very busy with my work I don't have the possibility to return in Netherlands and meet all the potential buyers. From the beginning you have to know that for the payment I request only secure pay, I prefer the payment to be done using MoneyBookers services. We will use a safe payment method because I am affiliated at MoneyBookers and I have a purchase protection account. The final price that I want for this car is 7.000 Euro.
I have some connections at a shipping company and I can ship you the car to your address with no extra expense to you.
If you are interested in buying it please provide me your full name and shipping address so I can initiate the deal through MoneyBookers.

I'm waiting for your reply with the requested details and with any other questions that you may have.
Kind Regards,
Donald McKnight

Een gewaarschuwd mens.....telt voor 2

....and your english is not to write home about as well ....

Niet geschoten is altijd mis, maar dit is wel zeer doorzichtig.

klik hij had nog haast ook.

Nou ja zeg, dat is toch ook wat, mag je niet eens NL verlaten met een kwart miljoen in je koffer waar je de herkomst niet van kan verklaren . . .

Ze worden nu toch wel errug streng in dit zo tolerante land

[quote="bully"]klik hij had nog haast ook. [/quote

Je bent weer vlijmscherp, Bully !!

Op mobile is het helemaal erg: eerst krijg je deze:

Telefonnummer:+49 -
eMail-Adresse: xxxxxdarwyn02@hotmail.co.uk

james hat folgende Nachricht geschrieben:
HALLO, zag je advertentie voor de verkoop willen kopen laat het me weten als het nog beschikbaar voor verkoop en je vraagt price.thanks Listen HELLO,saw your advert for sale want to buy let me know if it still available for sale and your asking price.thanks

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Walter Wall hat folgende Nachricht geschrieben:
Hello, I am Walter Wall I want to buy your car, please what is your last price for the car? You can write me on my email address: xxxxxx.wall@hotmail.com Waiting for your response Best Regards Walter Wall

soortgelijke met de volgende namen
Jerome Worthy, Cole Robinson , majorkennethpreston, Robert Henshaw,Davis Martin.
die namen ook hahahha

Op eentje heb ik gereageerd vanaf een ander e-mail adres ik noemde daar een heel andere kleur auto (geel), met een belachelijk hoge prijs, daarop zou een echte balangstellende zich afvragen waar het over zou gaan maar ik kreeg het volgende bullshit verhaal terug:

Hello,
Thanks for the information. Yes I want to inform you that i will buy
your car. I'm also writing sincerely with regards to seek for your
assistance which will in the future, make us richer and get us
together as good friends. Hope you can understand my speech cos I can
only speak English.
I am a sergeant with the United States troop in Iraq on war against
terrorism. Based on the United States legislative and executive
decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq come this year,......... bla bla.....

Dat er mensen zijn die daar intrappen, die moeten ze het stemrecht ontnemen.

Gevalletje "Knight Rider"

Jullie moeten eens wat meer vertrouwen in de medemens hebben!!!

Heb mn 928 ook op mobile te koop staan en heb ondertussen al meer dan 20 miljoen dollar op mn rekening bijgeschreven gekregen als blijk van vertrouwen. Bijv: Paar U.S. marine-corp mensen die in Iraq een berg oliehandel gedaan hebben. Vrouwtje uit de Ivoor-kust die alleen maar frans mailt, maar voor zover ik het begrijp ook even wat geld kwijt moet. Foute Engelsman die alleen maar met een "cashiers-cheque" wil betalen.....etc etc.

Weet nog niet aan wie ik mn 928 wil "verkopen" , vandaar dat ik iedereen eerst maar laat "doneren" .........

Ik krijg die mailtjes ook met grote regelmaat en antwoorde laatst in een melige bui op de vraag wat mijn laatste verkoopprijs was dat ik er toch wel 6 ton voor moest hebben.........ja wat denk je............was natuurlijk akkoord

En ... geld al binnen ?

Ze hebben nu ook Google Translate in het Nederlands gevonden in Nigeria...



Mooi, ik kan wel een extraatje gebruiken. Van werk zoeken word je niet rijk.

Van de boefjes in je Google Translation ook niet

Tsss stelletje geluksvogels! Jullie krijgen allemaal centjes. Ik krijg alleen maar foto's van mooie vrijgezelle Russische vrouwen op zoek naar een partner.

Alsof die ene vrouw die ik nu heb nog niet genoeg kost.

dat heb ik ook ineens weer de laatste dagen. Elke dag een smeekbede van een rode of blonde dolly uit rusland of oekraine... nog meer babelfish...

Hier nog een leuke

PORSCHE 911 Carrera Cabrio 996

Because of my bank loans and my financial problems that i have got i am willing to give it for € 9000
EURO- shipping included . The engine and gearbox work perfect with no damage !
Is for sale.The vehicle is on time crashed , no technical damage,only scratches.The car is register in Germany and have german documents.Price is correct and including taxes,no other costs.
The price includes VAT (19%) which is deductible if you are buying as a firm.
I have worked in germany for the last year and I've purchased the car there.My company wanted me back home, so currently I'm in England (UK).Vehicle is now located in England (UK).

I'm trying to sell it at this lower price because I don`t use it anymore (steering wheel is on left side and it' very difficult for me to drive it in UK,also the register tax is too expensive in UK).I tried to sell the car in UK, but nobody want`s to buy a left side steering wheel car.
I am private seller,I list my car under on AutoPark Handler so i can sell my car faster.
Please write me back to discuss only if you are interested because I am tired of people that ask questions and are not interested at all.

Thank You

Wat zal ik doen?? mijn huidige baan bevalt me wel maar voor 5000+ euri's in de maand........

Hello Maarten Nijenhuis!
Our Company want to offer you a opportunity of part time position within our Building Company. From the 1-st of November we have opened several offices in different EU cities and we need additional "representatives".
Our Company is:
We are an international building and investment company involved in variety of activities that include construction, building and rebuilding, realty management, investment sector, rental services, etc. Right now we are working on more than serious 10 projects around the world, primarily in Europe, Asia and North America. We focus on Building and Real Estate Services.
Our Mission:
If you have an some experience in administration, we would welcome you right now! If you don't have a formal qualification but have gained skills and knowledge through experience - contact us!
What you'll be doing: You will conduct administrative actions with the customers work personally to the customers like meeting, conversations, providing information, etc.
Other responsibilities of the "administrator":
. Getting and giving documentation
. regulating actions of the customers
. Reporting online
What's in it for you:
Excellent Pay (5,000.00 euro /month + percents of deals.
All compensations arte paid instantly and salary is paid by the end of the month.

Location: Holland
Don`t hesitate and reply to me with your latest CV.

Best wishes,
Addie Mchale,
Employment Manager

en deze gouwe ouwe kreeg ik ook weer eens langs van de week, blijft leuk. (als je met je stove bij het postkantoor staat)

Good Morning,

My name Elena, I have 33 years old and I am writing to you from a province in Russia.

I work in the library and after my job I allowed to use the computer when
possible. I found some addresses on the Internet, and I decided to write to you
this letter.

I have a daughter 9 years old, her father left us, and we live with my mother.

Due to the unbearable hot weather this summer, almost all of the potatoes and Vegetables get dry in our garden.
Many of the forest burned down. We were doomed to starvation, and we spent all our little savings to buy a few bags of
potatoes for the coming winter (it's terrible, because the price of potatoes now became 2-3 times more expensive than last year).

Recently my mother lost job due to deep crisis in our region and now our situation become hopeless.

Gas and electricity are very expensive, and we can not afford to heat our home amy more.

The winter is coming and weather becaming colder every day. The only possible way to heat our home is to use portable stove that heating from
burning wood. We have a wood-savings in our barn and this stove will heat our Home all winter for no cost to us.

Unfortunately, we can not buy this stove in our local market because the value of this stove is 7.870 rubles, and it is very expensive for us
(Equival. of 196 euros).

I hope you can help us. If you have any old portable stove, and if you do not use it anymore, we'll be very grateful if you can donate it to us and
arrange transportation of the stove to us (we live 200 km from Moscow). This stoves are different, they are usually made of cast iron and weigh about
100 kg.

I hope to receive your answer.

Elena.

P.S. I apologize for mistakes into this letter, I translated it with help of dictionary.
Please answer in English language, since I studied it at school and I will understand you. Thank you.