maar over het algemeen zijn de auto's bij wheeler dealers koopjes.

leuk, goede deal zo te lezen!

Brewer talks about the "enormous risk" that he is taking. But, "When all's said and done this is the last of the Air cooleds and I reckon Edd will love to get 'is 'ands dirty on this one"

Followed by "'Old out yer 'and" and "I just bought meself a Porsche"


The rest of the episode goes roughly as follows.....


Cut to arrival at workshop - Brewer enters stage left, revs the tits off it and sounds the horn.

China: "Well done that man, you got us a 993 - the last of the Air cooleds. But - if I am not mistaken - you have just landed me with a whole shi t load of work. Just look at the state of that scuttle, and the wheels, f uck me!! You do know that these cars cost a mint to maintain properly?!"

Brewer:- "Edd, me old son, I know it's a pile of bolloc ks, but if anyone can polish a turd it's you"

Brewer (arm around Edd): "We're seriously in the money on this one - after all, it's the last of the air cooleds - I reckon I could flog it to one of those beardies I met at the PCGB meet in Newark. Besides, I never pay you or your mate for any of the hours you put in, so the profit will be sky high - you wait!"

China: "Are you sure, they know a thing or two that lot - you won't just be able to bullshi t your way to a sale with them"

Brewer: "You leave it to me, have I ever let you down before?"

China: (Strokes chin) "Hmmm"

Cut to Edd's workshop. The Porsche 993 is on a ramp, minus its wheels, front and rear PU.

China: "What Mike forgot to check were the Chassis rails. These are rotten as f uck. We'll be lucky to get out of this one with our shirts on our backs"

Cut to Brewer, browsing the internet...

Brewer: "The beardies gave me a list of essential parts if our car is going to make top money. Now, WTF is a widget?!!"

Cut back to Edd's workshop..

China: "what this car really needs is a full respray, as the paint is totally sha gged out. However, Mike has completely blown the budget on a set of sports cats and RSRs - so we'll have to settle for a rattle can job. Oh well, I reckon I'll be able to blow it in so they don't notice - they'll be that impressed with the noise the car makes - it is, after all, the last of the air cooleds."

Cut to finished car, complete with tyre dressing. A potential customer is pretending to assess the car in the background, stroking his beard in contemplation....

Brewer: "I was thinking of asking £45k for this car - the last of the air cooleds - but I'm not greedy. Besides, I've not paid Edd or his mate, so I reckon £20k should see us return a nice healthy profit of £16.75. This guy, Tarquin, seems to know a lot about Pork. He's got lots of facial hair and has already asked me a couple of awkward questions about which oil I used - but I reckon that I managed to get out of that one when I told him that I'd used semi synthetic" (thumbs up to camera).

Brewer (to punter): "So then Tarquin, what do you say, she's a right stonking piece of Pork don't you think?"

Beardie: "Well Mike, to be honest I was looking for something with slightly lower milage - say less than 50k, fewer owners and a full service history - OPC only. However, I promised my wife, Beverley, that I would buy the car so that we could play the video at dinner parties and bore the tits off our guests - so I'll make you an offer of £18.5k"

Brewer: "'Old out yer 'and. You have just bought yourself a Porsche - the last of the air cooleds"

Fade out to annoying music, run title credits.
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